It's straight guys who don't know their gay. See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy is gay. Here's an interesting one: Kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or letting him kiss you on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more other women only is staright. Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay. Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. Gyms are always gay, because afterwards, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay. Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it's straight.
Even telling a woman 'Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock,' is straight.
But it got me thinking about what is and isn't gay.ĭiscussing sex with a guy is gay. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?' Most of the audience thought so, and so did I. I love her, and I love making love to her. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I saw an episode of The Jerry Springer Show, and the topic was 'Transvestites and the Men Who Love Them.' And the guy was on with his 'girlfriend,' and he was saying 'To me, this is a beautiful woman.
